EVILUTIONISTS! What do you think of this undeniable proof of Creationism?

Creation scientists have found the key to proving intelligent design- the talking snake in Genesis! Snakes today have no vocal cords- that proves evilution never happened! Yes, this proves without a doubt that snakes were created by God- otherwise how could they talk?

9 out of 10 creation scientists agree that the Garden of Eden is somewhere in Africa where these talking snakes lived. Why? Because the account of the Garden in Genesis sounds remarkably like some footage I saw in a National Geographic documentary one time. That proves that Africa was once populated with talking snakes. Defy that logic, EVILUTIONISTS!

Creation scientists agree that snakes lost their vocal cords when they lost their legs sometime between 8000 and 7800 B.C. That proves that God punished the snakes for tempting Eve in the Garden of Eden- that's why there are no more talking snakes! It's undeniable proof!

What do you have to say about this astounding proof of intelligent design, you silly atheists?!

EVILUTIONISTS! What do you think of this undeniable proof of Creationism?
For goodness sakes, get a grip.
Reply:Nice one, Lindsey!! Why do I always fall for this?

You get me every time.
Reply:lmfao, wow - biblical stories are twisted stories of earlier religions...www.zeitgeistmovie.com
Reply:I've seen the light! I'm renouncing my evil atheistic ways immediately!
Reply:I would like to know a link to this.... I want to see where this was said and by whom...... besides you !!!!!!! go in peace.... God bless
Reply:Oh Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey... How could I have not seen it before! You've opened my eyes to the bright bright light of creation!
Reply:Oh shucks, this information has now turned me from Creationism to Evolution!! lol ;-)



Pastor John
Reply:gravy - we finally all can go to bed and sleep easy tonight!

I knew that God had all the answers - hooray :((
Reply:... I smell weed...
Reply:Where are the unicorn fossils? LOL
Reply:That's a great point, but I still prefer Windom Earle's versions too.



-Evilutionist
Reply:Lulz.
Reply:umm lets be more open ended i mean theres a lot more proof of evolution than creationism and how would scientist no when snakes lost there vocal cords
Reply:*smacks head* OF COURSE! How could I have not seen this before? It makes perfect sense!!
Reply:The fact that GWB is dumber than an orang-utang is proof against evolution. LOL!!
Reply:so why are you making up questions you don't believe in to bait Christians? stating "9 out of 10 creation scientists" is just silly, especially when you cite no source for your info. I'm guessing you are just mocking Christians. do you feel better now for having done that?